everything about this poster makes me simultaneously giddy and confused. seriously, read all the copy on this poster and seriously try and make sense of it. "kids the pants off TV!?!?!?" WTF does that mean?

sadly, wrong side of the art doesn't have a copy of the not tonight henry poster up :(

BUT! WAIT! FREE CLASSIC IMAGES DOES!



AND I ALSO FOUND THE TRAILER!!!



i have no clue what's up with rst video having an amazing american name (straight outta jersey, people!) and at the same time being written mostly in some foreign language or other.

gifs, and i love movies. one of my new fave sites is dirty pretty gifs.

also, check out limits of control. excellent for a number of reasons, not the least of which being that the sexy lady in it has the hottest crooked boobs imaginable.

this is something of a bummer for me. the thing i really liked about terry richardson was that he tended to eschew the usual stick-thin, boring-as-soap-models, and nowadays this is exactly what he's become known for, or at least what he gets press for.

anyone wanna take bets on how long before we see his name on the cover of sports illustrated's swimsuit issue?

i mean, i'd like to think he's got some of that weirdo action set up on the side, but there's no way to know till he drops another book of his wild n crazy exploits. until then, what else am i supposed to live vicariously through?



the good news is that dude's got a super sweet tumblr set up where he dumps whatever pictures he feels like into. it's pretty awesome.



if you can find a copy of terryworld, i advise you snatch it up. you can thank me for this suggestion later.

i really enjoy the blog that ashley blue runs. as far as porn stars go, she comes off as a high-functioning, well-cultured individual. maybe it's sad that these qualifications should be such a shock to me, but that's just how it's been for so long as far as my perceptions of porn stars goes. hopefully with the recent influx of erudite porn star people like ashley and sasha grey, we're seeing the beginnings of a sea change.



her posts are always simply and wittily written, loaded with personality and, thankfully, occasional nudity. i mean, where else are you going to find a chick whose vagina has been mass produced who is psyched to see teenage jesus and the jerks one night, and then gush about thurston moore another?

a remberance of simpler times, back when the right coffee stain on a restaurant napkin would potentially send grown men into sexual hysterics...

it kinda sucks that the ease of the internet has antiquated stuff like this.






tremendous thanks to vintage sleaze for preserving this for our childrens children.

all these trips to walgreens to fill vicodin scripts has me developing crushes on the pharmacy ladies i see puttering around behind the thick glass of the drive through. thankfully, there's pharmacy hotties to the rescue!

the new flaming lips video reminds me of the ryan mcginley gobbledigook video from a year ago. if NME were to step up their embed code game, i would be able to do more than link to it, but c'est la vie.



between this and the girls video i posted below, is getting naked and acting the fool with your good buddies gonna be the new hip thing? holler at me, peoples cause i'm always down for some naked bike riding in the woods.

and just for good measure, here's a video from just a little while back.


The Flaming Lips "I Can Be A Frog"

The Flaming Lips | MySpace Video

i've been listening to the band girls a lot lately. they have a really great video for their song lust for life (directed by these dudes), which i was originally hoping to be an iggy cover, but instead got something way more awesome.

i think we can all agree that the super awesome fully nekkid version is of course quadruple times more perfect.

the playboy of 40 years ago was some of the classiest stuff in the entire history of women taking their clothes off for money/fame (see the above exhibit a).

i scored the set of hair-color coded playboy books (redheads, blondes, brunettes) a while back, and this was easily one of my favorite models.

dudes are always all about a girl getting fancy in the bedroom what with the frilly underthings. all i'm asking for a is a tophat. abe lincoln roleplay says what?

ugh. can we call for a moratorium on the whole tattoo covered ladies are hot hot hot shit? didn't the site start out to bring back the whole burlesque/pin up aesthetic? nowadays they're all basically tattoo covered ladies doing the same shit that normal porn stars do. is the new way to be different going to be adamantly anti-tattoos?

this image is basically the visual equivalent of SG jumping the shark. but it's not like they haven't had people say bad things about them in the past, right?

IMAGE FIXED

the fuck is up with people getting the complete works of chaucer tatted on them these days?

seriously. i don't even know who this lady is. i'll play the game though and post up a pic of someone who apparently is a big shot who made a camera phone fail.



yo. you don't want pics getting out? fuggin don't take em. ever. ever ever. ever ever ever. the world wins in this situation, cause more tatties coming out are always a good thing, but i'm just saying...

also, not to get all old man river on people, but what the fuck's up with how hard it was for me to check out porn when i was in middle school, and now, not only are there 11 yr old kids seeing famous people sans clothing, but they're shooting, editing and posting adorable little youtube videos letting the world know bout it? i was all having to print out bitmapped, shitty looking jpegs of jenny mccarthy on a friend of a friends inkjet printer just to make ends meet back then.

steinski: wild about that thing (illegal art, 2006)


reminder to those who need it: steinski is the shit and his superlative retrospective comp is available for download over at illegal art as a pay-what-you-want, radiohead-style sort of thing. there's no reason to not to give it a shot.

and never forget:



it's a perfume.

when i turned 18 i went to media play and bought one of the earliest girls gone wild dvds simply cause i could. this was back before they were doing the somewhat high-concept "spring break tit-whore olympics" or whatever, so it was just clip after long, agonizing clip of girls (see above) drunkenly grinding on the nearest remotely-phallic-looking something or other.

lesson learned: never buy girls gone wild dvds unless you want to become so bored with tits and ass that your dick will reach up and punch you in the face.

buzzcocks: boredom (new hormones, 1977)

sortawhatimtalmbout.

super extra special thanks to muff daddy smooth for the hook up on this one.

chloë sevigny would have been the best big-sister ever. well, not your actual big-sister by blood relation. maybe like your best friends big-sister, so you can still have a huge crush on her and borrow the mix-tapes she sends your best buddy from college.

Spike Jones And His City Slickers: Chloe (RCA Victor, 1960)

This Heat: A New Kind of Water (Rough Trade, 1981)

sitting in my living room and listening to the rain while i watch jim jarmusch flicks is pretty much the only thing i wanna be doing right now.