girls gone boring

Monday, August 24, 2009 by Chris

when i turned 18 i went to media play and bought one of the earliest girls gone wild dvds simply cause i could. this was back before they were doing the somewhat high-concept "spring break tit-whore olympics" or whatever, so it was just clip after long, agonizing clip of girls (see above) drunkenly grinding on the nearest remotely-phallic-looking something or other.

lesson learned: never buy girls gone wild dvds unless you want to become so bored with tits and ass that your dick will reach up and punch you in the face.

buzzcocks: boredom (new hormones, 1977)
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