everything is terrible is gunning to make this the best week that i've ever spent with a cast covering the majority of my left leg!

So I was checking out this super fun Illustrator on flicker and ran across this one...

And this lady is totally reminding me of Mandy Morbid, and the I realized that I don't think I have shared her with you guys yet. So here ya go. She's insane hot.

One thing I love/hate about pronography is when I recognize a specific piece of clothing that an actor is wearing. On one hand it's fun to be all, "OMG! I HAVE THAT SAAAAME CORSET!" BUt it does still kinda bust the sureal/otherworldly/just plain unnatural nature of pornography.

I love these..erm... production shots, where a bunch of ladies are listening intently, so that they can do their jobs correctly, a very mundane type of subject to photograph, but it's still in this hypersexual setting, so it always just comes out looking just a bit adorably absurd.

...in the 80s... in porn

here's one hour of a dude, jason scott, talking about the history of low bandwidth porn! no joke, this is one of the nerdiest things i've ever seen pertaining to porn, and i've seen A LOT of nerdy porn. a lot of the computer jargon is way over my head, but it never loses you in the long run.



lord knows i'm looking forward to the leisure suit larry documentary he's apparently been working on for a while.

Sexy Illustration

having to attach text to these posts...

can't believe i'm still lookin' for a second job. if anyone knows where's hiring, get at me. my contractual stipulations will not include cum compensation for "ultra nasty business," though i am more than willing to wear similarly patriotic underwear.

pylon: working is no problem (db recs, 1980)


a couple years back dfa put out gyrate+ which collects pretty much everything they released. you should have it if you don't.

So it turns out Chris was right... She wasn't a red head... *pouts*


But anyways, I got a question regarding the origin of my vintage crap. Well to be honest, I've been squirreling it away for months... starting back when I was working overnight in the lab. So i don't really know where most of it came from... but I remember a couple of the blogs I was raiding.. they are all like.. crappy scans from crappy mags, but every once in a while there is a gem or two.
One of the better ones, (better being, they threw their scans into photoshop to at least fix the white balance) waaaass Vntage Girlie Mags

Another nice one is Retro Fap


Sooo yeah... hopefully that brings some satisfaction.

this is amazing on so many levels and hails from one of my new favorite sites, LOLPorn. i mean, it's pretty obviously cartoon porn, so don't be surprised when you make with the click.





it reminds me a lot of the kinda creepy, kinda innocent and endearing works of henry darger.



might be just me, but how fucked up is it that dakota fanning narrates this biopic? i think kinda very a lot.

just don't have one for this one.


Anyway, this reminds meof a conversation Iwas having yesterday about pornography and how I watch tons of lesbian porn but try to avoid gay porn at all costs.
This is strange kuz I'm straight... well I mean,practically speaking I'm straight.

So what's the deal?

Any thoughts/stabs at explanations?

marilyn chambers died. she was know for her work with ivory soap, but better known as the lady from behind the green door, which is pretty much the best porno ever due to it's attempt to be an art film, but never quite leaving the realm of the porn film.

the slo-mo black and white profiles of jizz roping across the tv screen pretty much puts it over the top, and that's even before you start talking about the crazy trapeze rig they had set up for the crazy group scene.



a huge jpg of the poster above can be had for the taking here.

not sure where the love oil came from, but i found out about it from the wfmu blog.

This is just for you, Chris...

Than a lady lounging about a fancy house in black and white



Is that some sort of 70s American version of Hello Kitty?
I swear I've seen that same photo on the left in (Insert your favorite alt pin-up site here) at some point... girl in a wig+costume jewelry+black lace bra and stockings + hello kitty panties + sitting on furniture, licking a candle? Man... erone needs to stop saying how different pron is from the 70s, as far as I'm concerned, it's exactly the same....

"my dad died of alcoholism..."