when i was a freshman i knew this dude who was dating an arm-pit-hair-having anarchist or whatever chick and i asked him about whether or not ladies with armpit hair were even a little gross or something. he quickly lifted his shirt to reveal his tummy fur and told me to rub it. then he was all "feels pretty ok, right? well chicks with armpit hair are pretty much the same kinda thing." he didn't exactly sell me on the concept completely, but i got his point i guess.

Sonic Youth: Expressway To Yr. Skull (Madonna, Sean And Me)(SST, 1986)