So Diesel's new ad campaign is this thing where they talk about how awesome it is to be a dummy, and have photos of hot models doin silly shit.... like one was all "Smart critiques, stupid creates" and then there is a photo of an elephant sitting on a dude.. and all u can see are his jeans... stickin out... from under the elephant.... yeah... seriously...

but anyhoo, a couple of the photos were right up the pick dick alley, which is somewhat troubling... I feel like silly sex just got bought by diesel.... I actually don't care... but I thought I'd make the effort... i dunno... anyway.. sorry for ruining the following photos...

so this guy art frahm was a painter way back in the day, and not too far off from norman rockwell in so far as style. the main difference i guess is that frahm was something of a freak and would often have the ladies in his paintings being caught unawares by their panties falling down when they had their arms full, usually with brown paper bags of groceries containing a near ubiquitous chunk of celery.










was it really that hard to find well fitting underwear back in the day?

Magnetic Fields: Underwear (Merge Records, 1999)