this is great all the way through, but after the first two bits it jumps into a phone booth and puts on its red and blue comedy tights and chuckle cape.

also: it's been so long since i've cared about SNL that this totally reminded me that the celebs did monologues at the beginning of the shows, cause i'd forgotten.

finally! thanks to the powers now vested in the "internet," i can place a "virtual" "chris" in the world of the television shows that i like to "watch." with this world wide web application, i am able to insert myself into the emmy winning amc original show, mad men.

heads up ms. holloway, that's not a bald spot, it's a solar energy panel for a sex machine!