sadly, it was news to me that this is being made into a movie. i mean sure, there were rumors that it was gonna get a straight to dvd release when grindhouse dropped, but like everything about those releases, it all went to shit (seperate discs? NO trailers?). now i hear that entertainment weekly has the scoop on the cast, and the oft pickled 'n' dickled ms. lohan, along with actually talented acting types are apparently associated with it (and jessica alba).

even with the lohan wild card in play, there's (hopefully) no way this is gonna suck.