i'm not proud of the degree to which i'm satisfied by simple profanity. it feels like it's some sort of verbal muck that i should aspire to be so high above. those "using profanity is a crutch" people are lame and obviously don't get it, but being incapable of expressing yourself in ways that expand beyond two syllables is, on the other side of things, kinda weak.

happily, the world gave us this.