best meme ever!



"My ideal man would be Italian, dark, muscles, juice-head, guido."



"I tried to eat but I couldn't get it in my freakin' mouth 'cause I'm disabled."



"It wasn't, like, sexual, it's f*cking house music."



"The friggin' duck phone."



"I had a feeling where I wanted to make out with somebody, so, umm, I just made out with Ryder, because all the guys like that."



"I’m not pissed off that they put pickles under my bed as a joke, but I’m pissed off that Mike and Pauly wasted two pickles."



hopefully this blog won't turn into "HOLY SHIT CHECK OUT WHAT I FOUND ON TUMBLR!" but it's looking like that might be a slow boat to turn.