remember way back when jessica biel was trying to shake the whole goody goody thing she had acquied through a couple seasons of being on 7th heaven? she ended up posing all slutty come hither-like in gear magazine, airbrushed nips and all. you know what? that was a great thing and all, but does anyone actually remember gear magazine? it was one of the early mens mags around the time that maxim was takling off, but it was also not terribly meat-headed in the way that maxim is. i used to love that magazine, and then it disappeared. i've totally looked for back issues on ebay and whatnot, but to no avail.

i think i'm gonna start referring to self-love as bieling, as in "i just bieled one off" or "don't touch that sock, man... i bieled on it a few days ago..."