if you are a lady and are able to pull of the floppy-french-hat-look, as displayed here, do so as often as your pile of restraining orders (all with my name on them) will allow.



it is a little known fact that stevie nicks' pores oozed eu de jailbait well into her 30s.



but maybe i should call shenanigans since she obviously had the jailbait thing down long before she became one of my personal old-lady crushes.

Stevie Nicks: Stand Back (Eli Escobar Disco Mix)


vinyl is apparently out of stock over HERE, but apparently they're getting repressed presently despite the "super-limited pressing of 500" thing.