let me begin by saying i can't skate for shit. in middle school i begged and begged for a toy machine board, and while trying to teach myself to ollie (easiest trick, right?) i forced my legs into an exceptionally painful split. at that moment i realized that i cared way too much for my physical wellbeing to continue to skate with any seriousness.

having said that, i would love to start collecting super-sweet decks (such as these super-fly winston tseng joints) for the purpose of hanging them on my wall.



also: wussing out on learning nollie-front-side-pop-shove-its shouldn't keep me from wanting to put welcome to hell in a time capsule for future generations to appreciate.