
personally, two grown men having heated words across a communicative medium called "twitter" rates pretty low as far as i can see, but the thing that dragged this news item (kicking and screaming no doubt) over here into our infantile place-of-blogging is the fact that in the picture from the TMT site, ENO is wearing a Home Alone 3 hat.
ENO is so ahead of the curve that he can't even be bothered to represent the Culkin Home Alone flicks. this doesn't look like it's a picture that someone snapped on the street while ENO was stepping out for some bread/eggs/milk at the corner store. it looks like dude is at a fancy gallery sot of thing or some other sort of artsy fartsy thing. you might have a nigh unimpeachable back catalog of music, ENO, but i disapprove of this moment in your life.
in honor of ENO's favorite movie of all time, i will produce quotes from Home Alone 3, completely removed from their context:
"Hey, Alex, could you pass me the false alarms? I mean, the peas."
"Tomorrow, whack every kid in the neighborhood. Burn them all!"
"You're not gonna find me up there ya big dumb law breaking knuckle-heads"
"Well, if you changed your shorts once in a while, maybe you wouldn't have rats in your pants."
"Well what do you want a wilkie button?"
"Books. Plural a trunk, full of books. Then a set of weights. We got hit twice, you dumb broad!"
"There's a senior citizen across the street who needs some soup and a doctor to look at her feet. There's two in our pool and one in our basement. The other one's gone."
"Excuse me, but I saw a man in Karen Stephen's bedroom, a little older than Dad, and he was wearing butt inspection gloves."
also: what's with the rich-baby-cum-russel simmons-ish primary colors?
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